It's ... beautiful

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ ...

A "wardrobe malfunction." Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake hopping about at the Superbowl halftime show. Suddenly ... SPROING! Her boob pops out.

Now, the right-wing yappers are yapping like it's one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

Aside from the incredible cheesiness of the publicity stunt, what's the big deal? It's a BOOB for chrissakes. One of nature's wonders. The sight isn't going to kill you.

I keep imagining Rush Limbaugh saying "It's ... beautiful" like one of the Nazis from The Raiders of the Lost Ark ...


Then watching his face melt like wax.