OK, kids. Just finished the third season of Treme. Some thoughts bubbled up in my brain. If you've got nothing better to do, I'll share 'em with you. First big thought ...
The philosophy of Treme is at war with its dramatic logic.
By which I mean the philosophy of Treme's co-creator, David Simon. Yeah, I'm making assumptions here. Sue me.
Simon, of course, was the brains behind The Wire. I think I know how he thinks.
Specifically ...
We know in part and we prophecy in part. If you like that, you'll love ... We see through a glass darkly. So the Bible says and it still is news.
Our awareness is wrapped up in skin. The eyes and ears of the specific human beast we are. We do not see as God sees. We do not get the whole picture. We are each locked up in our own point of view.
Ah, but to see the whole picture ...
This is what Simon delivered on The Wire and Treme. Not Godlike omniscience, of course. But a simulacrum thereof. An approximation of the big picture, courtesy the human imagination. The closest we'll ever get, kids.
Here, Simon returns to what Tom Wolfe defined as the essence of the novel -- namely journalism. A grasp of things as they are, happening now. The Wire and Treme are novels on the tube. But novels they are.
The Wire gave us slices of life in school, the drug underground, the newspaper, the unions and so forth in Baltimore. Treme lets us play voyeur on musicians, politicians, cops, activists, restaurateurs and roues in New Orleans -- in the period right after Katrina.
Thinking like a journalist, Simon is obsessed with the particulars of things. What goes on in a restaurant. The machinations of the Second Line. The bad karma of cops.
So, he develops parallel storylines. Ten or so characters in search of redemption or a paycheck. All very rooted in research and reality, specific use of language, micro-cultures, subcultures and neighborhoods. All drenched in history and authenticity. As if Simon lives in fear some New Orleansean will call him for some inaccuracy.
In a drama invented from wholecloth, the storylines of these characters would converge on some shattering revelation. The season would end with a cliffhanger. Someone would die, something would be discovered, a maguffin would emerge. Things would change.
But that's not what really happens in New Orleans, is it?
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
All righty then.
Simon ends Treme's season with a montage to this effect. It's perfectly consistent with his philosophy. Perfectly in line with his journalistic assessment of New Orleans. Nothing ever changes. Righty-right. Philosophically pure.
Dramatically...
Flat.
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
That oughta hold the little bastards dept.
Too
much reality creates unreality. Ubiquitous surveillance, via smart phones and
YouTube — all the Little Brothers out there. Used to be, only the rich and
famous had to fake their faces for TV. Romney said he was “brainwashed” in
Vietnam. End of Presidential bid. Muskie cried. End of his bid. The unforgiving
camera saw all — but ignored context. Ordinary slobs didn’t have to worry
about it. Even low-level media types. Who's watching them? Even if they are, who remembers?
Now, the ordinary slobs are watching each other — and every gaffe is recorded. Forever. Some newsman says “Let’s get the !@!# out of here.” It goes viral, and he goes looking for another job.
Now, the ordinary slobs are watching each other — and every gaffe is recorded. Forever. Some newsman says “Let’s get the !@!# out of here.” It goes viral, and he goes looking for another job.
So,
when in doubt, act like a politician. Censor, suck it back, don’t say what you’re thinking, stick to
the bullet points, and above all never be real.
While
you’re at it …
Smile
for the camera.
Monday, December 9, 2013
Santa and God
Well, it's that time of year once again. The celebration of Christ's birth and a mysterious fat man in a red suit who flies through the sky in a magic sled distributing presents.
Consider that an introduction to ...
The Theology of Santa.
Santaology, for short.
Now, Santa as folklore, cool. Santa as an insidious mind-bending delusion imposed on ignorant childish minds? Not cool.
Evidently there are mailing services that will (for a fee) mail your kid a personalized letter from Santa postmarked from the North Pole, Alaska. Seriously.
Ho-ho-ho TIMMY,
You've been a naughty boy.
I notice you've been masturbating.
No presents for you, TIMMY.
your omniscient pal,
—SANTA
No, I kid, I kid. Pseudo Santa's personalized letters are uniformly positive. But that begs a question ...
Is Timmy an idiot?
Indeed, a valid question. But I was thinking of ...
Why go to all this trouble to delude Timmy into thinking Santa exists?
Which conspiracy kinda sorta brings God into the picture.
Now, checking my own theology at the door, here. Just saying ...
I recall my own parents introducing me to the iconography of Santa. The reindeer hooves on the roof. The fatman sliding down the chimney. Since we lived in Florida, the flue to our furnace was approximately 3" in diameter. Thus, straining plausibility. But no matter ...
I was a logical little child. I thought the damn thing through.
Santa clearly had magic powers. He could be in several places at once. Either that, or he had super-speed powers, like The Flash. Not to mention his sees-you-when-you're-sleeping vision. Only one conclusion could be reached. Santa worked for God! Jesus had given him miraculous eternal life and set him up with a toy factory in the North Pole, complete with a staff of elves and magic, flying reindeer.
Said theological hypothesis made my Mother nervous. She didn't want to say Santa worked for God. But Santa's real, right? Uh...right. So? What other possible explanation could there be? My Mother let the subject drop, but implied consent with silence.
So, shortly thereafter, I recall urinating in the boy's bathroom at Alta Vista Elementary. I asked my fellow urinators, "What's Santa getting you for Christmas?" This earned laughter and scorn. Haw-haw-haw! You still believe in Santa Claus? No. I was just kidding. No you weren't. Yeah, I was! Bullshit. I'm joking, OK? There's no such thing as !@$# Santa! Hot tears fell down my cheeks. Outside, a rooster crowed. Three times.
There was no such thing as Santa Claus.
Right then, I knew.
The little bastards were right.
And the next thought that hit me ...
Shit. They lied to me about Santa.
What about God?
Friday, November 29, 2013
Bluebeard's Daughter
Lisl
was a beautiful child, hair of gold and eyes of blue. It need not be said that all children now had hair of gold and
eyes of blue. But hers seemed bluer and more golden than most. They’d been
alone together, underground in this place, for more than a year. Yes, he knows this is unusual.
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Ordinarily, the Record Keeper must be single,
with no family ties or complications. His predecessor was one such person. This
apparently healthy, strong, young man was taken by a stroke without warning. (This was happening
far too often, these days.) He was only man available with the required skills
and training—a single father with a single child, the shining Lisl. Yes, he knows this was in violation of protocol—but the
Record Room could not be left unattended and an exception had to be made. So,
they pulled him from the university. He pulled Lisl out of school and took her down
here with him. It would only be a year
until they trained his replacement, so they had told him. But complications
had arisen, questions of reliability and a mouth that could not stop talking.
His heart sank that day, when duty forced him to tell the dear child that his one
year assignment was now two, at least. Lisl looked at him with big blue eyes. I understand, Papa. It is your duty.
And so, he did his duty. The weeks stretched
by as they had before. Each day, he closed the steel door and did his work in the Record Room. Lisl
played and learned at her computer. And never complained, never broke things,
never made trouble or asked to go in the forbidden room. Such a good, obedient
child.
What could have been a horror down here, a
claustrophobic sentence in a prison underground, was not so. It was the best time
of his life, to speak the truth. They had so much fun. The delight she shared when he put her to bed and told her
stories.
How Lisl loved his stories. The scarier the
better. The oldtales from the Black Forest, yes. Bluebeard, Cinderella, Snow White, yes. Inventions of the folkmind to frighten
children to sleep or at least make them stay in their beds. But sometimes, the
little tyrant demanded true stories. And
these were even more scary.
Tell
me about the Undermen, Papa.
“Ah, the Undermen.”
She kept returning to this. She was so smart,
this Lisl. Perhaps too smart.
He smiled indulgently, held his hands up and
spread them apart, like a balancing scale.
“Once upon a time, there were two races of
intelligent beings on this earth.”
He gestured with his right hand.
“One more intelligent that the other.”
“Humans?”
“Smart girl. And also, the Undermen.”
The left hand moved.
“We were both, as you should know, hominids—that is the correct term.
Upright, tool-using descendents of monkeys with opposable thumbs and sharp
minds. Ours were sharper. Theirs were crueler.”
“I know about evolution, Papa.”
“Good girl. You surely also know of the brutal
law of survival of the fittest. These two species did not live in peace. These
others, the Undermen, were jealous of our strength and intelligence, and did
not leave us alone. You know what they did?”
“They tried to wipe out all the human beings,
Papa.”
“Yes. The ugly word for that is genocide. They tried to kill us, but we
fought back. It was a terrible war. The atomics were used, hmm? At the end, the
Undermen were all destroyed. Their cities, their bodies, their books, their
entire civilization. Nothing was left, you see. No bones, no artifacts. Today,
we have only human memory and reconstructions based on stories. But the Undermen
were our enemies, of course. Perhaps the stories were exaggerated, hmm?”
Too
late the idiocy escaped his mouth. This should not have been said. He had gone
too far.
“But I have seen the bones, papa. ”
“No—”
“The bones in museums!”
“They are plastic.”
“Plastic, papa?”
“Yes.”
“No! ”
“These are the reconstructions, hmm?”
“No. I know the Undermen in dioramas are not
real, but—”
“The bones, too.”
“The skeletons? The skeletons are plastic?”
“Yes. Extrusions of polymeric calcium created
in fabricators.”
“Papa!”
“Do not look so shocked. You are such a moral
child.”
“They are fakes!”
“Tssk, no Lisl. No, no …”
“Papa!”
“Calm down! The bones are plastic, yes. Are
they fakes, no. For this is known that they are plastic, this is not a secret.
We are not tricking the people, hmm? All the plastic bones in the museums, they
might as well be dragons and elves, from a scientific perspective. Mere
guesswork based on legends. These are placeholders, this is acknowledged. Next
to each display, there are always cards.”
“But—if these things are not true, why do
we put them in museums?”
“Well, to fill the gap of human memory.”
“Why?”
“Well, because there is a gap and people do
not like gaps. A story with a hole in it is very bad, hmm? Would you like me to
tell such a story?”
“No, papa.” Big blue eyes. “Are there many
missing pages?”
“Very many.”
“We have nothing?”
“No. Not exactly. I—that is to say we. We have …”
He’d
let it slip.
“There are pieces, yes. The records are very
fragmentary, you see. One day we will put the story together … but not today.”
She looked at him. Those big blue eyes.
“You
have the fragments. That is your job. You are putting the story together!”
“No, no, no …Lisl.”
“We are keepers of the records!”
“No. I am the keeper of the records. You are
a little girl.”
With
an IQ of 159.
“But I help you!”
“You help me by being yourself. But you must
never go in the room.”
“The Record Room!”
Damnit.
She’d figured out the name.
“Whatever you call it, do not…I forbid you to
go in there! Ever!”
“I know Papa…”
“Ever!”
“Yes, Papa.”
This
was too much. The emotion was inappropriate.
“I am sorry for shouting, but …”
Lisl choked back a sob.
“I know, Papa. I must not go in there. Ever.”
“Yes, that is a good girl, yes.”
He tried to walk away.
“But Papa …”
“Good night, Lisl.”
“Papa!”
He stopped, turned and forced himself to
smile.
“Lisl, please. It is late and much work
remains for me to do.”
She
is not so good, hmm?
“Just one more question. Please?”
These
damned questions. Just one more damned question.
“Yes?”
“Why
are the records secret? Why can’t you put them together now?”
“Ah, now it is impossible. We have only dust
and ash in special glass cases sealed from light or air. Our computers are not
so good that they can decode these fragments, hmm? It is speculated that one
day … the scientists are working on it. It is called quantum computing or
something. This is still only a dream.”
“And … you are the caretaker for the Record
Keeper of the future who will have this machine?”
Just
one more question. And then one more …
“Yes, yes, that was my point.”
“So … you are not putting the story together?”
And
another goddamned question.
“No, no, no.”
“Then what are you doing in there?”
“Mostly, um, I make sure the records are
safe. I am of course busy, um, scanning the fragments with an electron
microscope for the Record Keeper of the future.”
“I see.”
“The records are very fragile. They must
never be disturbed. I have very special training, so I … this allows me to do
my work without disturbing them. But you do not have such training. So, you
must never go in that room, hmmm? That is why, you see. You are an intelligent
girl. You deserve to know why.”
Or
at least a believable lie.
“Yes, Papa.”
I am sorry. I did not mean to shout before.
Play with your dolls and … I shall do my work. We shall have strudel later.
Good night, Lisl.”
“Good night, Papa.”
He entered the Record Room, closed the steel
door, and tried to work. He pulled up the goddamned records … hopeless, completely hopeless. Lisl had
distracted him, Lisl had thrown him off his carefully arranged track. No work
tonight. So, he drank himself into stupor instead. Jaegermeister, hidden inside
the console you see. Forbidden, but who’s going to tell? Beyond stupor, there
are other dark places. He drank and entered them. Then finally decided to go to
his bed chamber.
Staggered up to the door. Palmed it open.
And fell unconscious on the ramp.
Lisl
was not a perfect child, let us be clear. Being a perfect child was her job.
She was very, very smart. It occurred to her that her life depended on that
job. Papa could kill her. Papa was not normal.
Normal
Papas
don’t take their children underground. Sick ones do. She had read of such men.
Papa had never done anything. Never touched her, all those horrible things you
read about. But he was up to something else.
Lisl knew.
She didn’t believe his story of the
government, his duty, and all that.
They were all alone. Nobody knew they were down
here. Lisl’s computer was cut off from the worldnet. No phone reception,
except she thought, a tiny one wired into Papa’s skull he seemed to respond to
every now and then. Which didn’t make sense if Papa was just a crazy man all by
himself …
Or the vast resources required to keep this
place going. That didn’t make sense either. The constantly humming HVAC system,
the lights. Electricity was coming in from somewhere. Someone was paying for
it.
So, maybe it was the government. The Oneworldstate creating order and prosperity
everywhere and soon bringing earthfolk to the stars.
But government could kill you, too.
Governments could also be bad.
This was not the work of sunshine and
flowers.
We are down below the ground, where corpses
make their homes.
Why?
Papa, going behind that steel door every day.
Locking it shut. What does he do in there? Something with the records.
The hole in human memory. The Undermen, who
vanished in the last war.
Men like Trolls. The bogeymen hiding under
the bed.
Their story was in there.
It was all in there. But so was he.
But, today, he’d forgotten to lock the door.
She could hear him snoring. Loudly. Inside.
“Papa?”
Nothing.
“Are you all right, Papa?”
Lisl pushed the door open. Walked into the
room.
The Record Room. She was inside.
In the
room she should not be in.
And saw Papa lying there. Flat on his back on
the steel inclined plane leading down from the steel door.
Snoring.
She climbed over him and walked inside. Trembling.
Expecting to see airtight cases full of dust and ash.
No.
It was a vast, low-ceilinged, dimly lit space, a
former salt mine, converted to new use. Papa’s work station was in the front, a
bank of monitors on a curved desk that reminded her of an organ at an old
cathedral. A few meters beyond that …
Metal stacks filled the volume, arranged in a
grid, like the stacks in an old library.
She walked past Papa’s station, into the
stacks.
The records were intact, she could easily
see. Not dust and ash in airtight glass containers. Newspapers, books, films,
and so forth. All in one piece. The
actual physical objects. Some contained in glass, some not. Like that, book. She could touch it. She could pull
it off the shelf and read it. But she wasn’t stupid. Papa would wear plastic
gloves to do that. He throws them away in the defab slot when he comes out.
She’d seen it.
But Papa would have scanned these records. Or
the man who died before they came here. Or the man before that. How old was this place? The contents of
these old books and papers would all be in a computer system, Papa’s system,
separate from the worldnet. She could read the contents there. But why was he reading them?
Papa
wasn’t an archivist. He was a geneticist.
This also made no sense.
Lisl walked back, glanced at Papa. Still
lying on the floor, snoring. Grunting horrible sounds, like an ogre in a story.
She sat down at his station, sitting in his
big chair like Goldilocks or an organist sitting down to play. And play she
did. Her fingers flashed. Papa’s computer was much like her computer, no
biometrics, no password. So, Lisl pulled up files at random. Scanned-in news
stories, printed on paper. Old languages. English, French, Russian ... The computer would translate, but she knew most of them.
The story here was very different from the
one they told at school.
There had been a war, yes. The Aryan Fathers
had won, as history had recorded. But the war had a different name. World War II, not … And the war itself was
not the same. The enemy was not the
same. The Undermen. They …
Blood
pounding in her ears.
Looked fully
human. Not the beetlebrowed, troll-like monsters in the dioramas at the
museum. Starved, pathetic …
People.
They were people, they were people ...
Tears gushed out of her eyes.
People.
People.
They were people, they were people ...
Tears gushed out of her eyes.
People.
Dying in concentration camps and atomic fire.
Blood.
Shaking hands. Typed. Pulled up the files Papa was
working on.
Cross-referencing something.
Loss
of genotypic variation.
There were colorful graphics of strangely
colored people. Jews, Slavs, Negroes. Names
she’d never heard of. Color-coded groups and subgroups, dwindling, vanishing.
The records, in fact were all there.
Someone had carefully kept them.
We
killed them. The hole in the story is a crime.
She had to get out of here.
We
killed them all.
She had to get out of here now.
Every last man woman and child. Why?
She got up, but made the mistake of looking
back.
Beyond the stacks, there was something else. Glass cases, large
enough to fit a human body. Like the ones at the museum …
She had
to see.
Heart pounding in her chest, Lisl walked
beyond the stacks. To the cases.
Inside, she saw bones. (She knew that’s what she’d see.) Skeletons. Professionally mounted,
wearing striped uniforms.
These were not plastic.
Now she really had to get out of here. If her
mind would just shut up…
We
committed the perfect crime. Why keep the evidence? Why is this stuff here?
Papa. Still snoring.
Lisl stepped over him. Carefully. But she
knew it wouldn’t help.
Papa would wake up. Papa would know. Then …
She had read a lot of stories. Papa had told
her more.
Lisl knew how this story ends. Papa would
appear with a knife, terrible sadness in his eyes. I told you not to go into the room. Now, I must do my duty.
She could not change his mind by telling a
story like Scheherazade. He was the
one who told the stories.
How did Bluebeard’s Wife survive?
More to the point. How did Bluebeard’s Daughter
survive?
She found away to kill Bluebeard and make it
look like an accident.
This wouldn’t be easy. Getting out wouldn’t
be either.
But Bluebeard’s Daughter was very, very
clever.
And now, at least, she had a story to tell.
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