If ...

If the planes had crashed on Tanna, the results might have been different.

Why ain't you laughing? Don't you see the dang picture?

Oh.

See, uh. Them there's cannibals, folks, not headhunters. They'd've done et the airmen, get it? This dang Blogger makes them pictures so itty-bitty small it's hard to see what you's looking at. But trust me. If you coulda seen it, this'd be knee-slapping funny.