Why did the human cross the road?
Because he was pathetic and weak.
What did the human say to the alien?
Please! Have mercy on me!
What did the alien say to the human?
No.
How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. This technology is beyond their limited understanding.
Why did the human wear red suspenders?
It is impossible to answer this question. The heat ray has left only smoking ash.
What do you call an ugly human?
Human.
What do you call a stupid human?
Human.
If you formed a chain of every human on the planet, how long would it be?
I don't know, but that sounds like fun.
Come to think of it, we are disgusting and our alien overlords have every right to make jokes. They have, after all, spared a small remnant of human slaves.That's really kinda funny, if you think about it.
Come to think of it, we are disgusting and our alien overlords have every right to make jokes. They have, after all, spared a small remnant of human slaves.That's really kinda funny, if you think about it.
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