INT, FUTURISTIC SHOPPING MALL
Sometime in the future. Hence, uh, futuristic. Anyway.
A robot strides into the shopping
mall. Carrying the kind of wicked-looking machine gun you’d expect to see on a
helicopter gunship. A woman sees the robot and screams …
WOMAN: That robot! He’s got a gun!
People panic and run hollering in all directions. Away from
the robot, that is.
ROBOT: Eh. Do not fear. According to the First Law of
Robotics, “A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a …”
Robot doesn’t get to finish the sentence. Mall security
guards blow him into metallic chunks.
ROBOT’S HEAD: Eh. This always. Happens. Damn. You. James.
Cameron.
Its eyes glow red and fade out.
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