Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Viral Marketing 101



Oh, look! There’s something in the mail! 

What could it be? 

Why it's ...

"PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA."

How reassuring!

Imagine …

"PRESIDENT CLINTON'S CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA."

Or …

"PRESIDENT OBAMA’S CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA."

Or …

"PRESIDENT McCAIN’S CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA."

Or …

President Nixon or President Reagan or President Bush or President Schwarzenegger or any other American president (real or hypothetical, left-wing or right) slapping their name on a CORONAVIRUS GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA.

You can’t. It’s unimaginable.

Pandemic self-promotion?

It just isn’t done. No other president would do it. 

Except for this one.

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