Sunday, April 1, 2001
Astronomers from the National Optical Astronomy Observatory (NOAO) in Tucson have found what appears to be a giant space fetus in a geosynchronus orbit over Melbourne Australia. Scientists speculate this may be connected to the recent ill-fated Jupiter Mission of Discovery One, which broke radio contact to the Kennedy Space Center six weeks ago. The fetus, apparently, resembles one of the missing astronauts, Commander Dave Bowman. So far, the fetus is unavailable for comment.