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In a recent out of court settlement with R.J. Reynolds and Phillip Morris, ABC news recently apologized and recanted on charges that the tobacco companies routinely spiked their cigarettes with added nicotine.

In a related development, Oceania is now at war with Eastasia. Oceania, of course, has always been at war with Eastasia.

Palmer Eldricht, lifecoach

Re: "Stigmata"

Palmer notes that he's read the book...

Yup. Another brilliant creation from the mind of Philip K. Dick. Hollywood has scarcely begun to mine this guy...

Etc., etc.

So you're comparing yourself to an evil fucker who wants to suck everybody into his solipsistic universe on purpose.

OK.

Just checking.

Necromarketing

Fred Astaire ... dancing around with a Dirt Devil?

The only word for this is necromarketing.