Wednesday, February 12, 1997

This just in

In a recent out of court settlement with R.J. Reynolds and Phillip Morris, ABC news recently apologized and recanted on charges that the tobacco companies routinely spiked their cigarettes with added nicotine.

In a related development, Oceania is now at war with Eastasia. Oceania, of course, has always been at war with Eastasia.

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