Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep song

(to the tune of "Greensleeves")

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Do robots count them as they sleep?

Are they fond of grazing on hillsides steep …

Astroturf cud in their bellies?

Nexus Fours did farming chores

Nexus Fives were sexual toys

Nexus Sixes are sonsofbitches

Who are fond of gouging out eyes

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They came to LA and ripped out hearts

And lost themselves in Griffin Park

Their lack of empathy set them apart

So they got jobs in the film industry

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It’s a Blade Runner’s job to track them down

Put slugs in their brains with a bigass gun

I wish I worked as a circus clown

They’re smarter and stronger and faster

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They nearly strangled me with my tie
Slapped my gun from my hand and made me cry

Punched through walls and busted my balls

I’m really not good at my job

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I'm constantly getting my ass kicked
While Edward James Olmos acts like a dick
His acne scars make me sick
But I loved him in Stand and Deliver

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And now one’s chasing me on the roof

With an ironman build and hair like a poof

He quotes William Blake while grabbing a dove

I wish he would fucking shut up

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At last I'm fleeing with a robot Sean Young
Who broke my nose but still is quite young
She's almost as whiny as Neil Young
But she's really a snappy dresser


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