Goodbye to the nameless decade.
Going into the 2000s, I thought what !@#$ are we going to call this ten-year period? Figured we're gonna have to call it SOMETHING, right? Can't go around saying "the two-thousands" -- that's just two damn awkward, too much of a mouthful. So, what nickname will catch on? What are we going to call it?
The double zeroes?
The nothing years?
Nothing, ironically, ever caught on.
The decade -- reminding me of Beckett's L'Innomable -- remained unnamable.
I figured that, eventually -- a few years after the decade, it would have to be named when they started pumping out "Greatest Hits" CDs. Nobody's going to want to say "Remember the two-thousands?" -- so they'll have to come up with some clipped, catchy nickname. But, no. CDs seem to be dying. This will probably never happen.
The decade will remain unnamed.
The nameless nothing years.
Symbolic, ain't it?