Saturday, March 2, 2013

Our cult tastes better. The secret ingredient is why!

If you craft a religion as a money-making venture, there's nothing like basing it on a "secret" teaching to ensure your bottom line. Yep. Writing your core beliefs on a napkin and locking 'em away in a safe is definitely the way to go. No awkward discussions about logical contradiction and all that. No rude questions about facts and sources. It's a revelation. It's in a safe. When you give us all your money and take all the seminars, courses, workshops and eventually get to the 42nd level, we'll tell you what the napkin says, pal. In the meantime, empty your pockets. Thanks.

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